it’s that time of year again
where you try and sing baby it’s cold outside with yourself
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHICH WAY THE L IS SUPPOSED TO TURN!
- normal person: sings lyrics
- me: sings lyrics
- sings backup vocals
- sings guitar riffs
- air-drums entire song